Mark Twain wrote: None of us can ever have as many virtues as the fountain pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank
by Erma Bombeck

Category:  Humor/Comedy

Average Rating:  1.0

Humorous expose of suburban life by the bestselling author and syndicated columnist. The story of lonely wives having lunch with their wigs, husbands fighting for custody of the lawn, the myth of the suburban orgy, what it's like to be a dieter in search of a lettuce that tastes like lasagne, and much more.

Jeff

[2025-11-09 17:09:31]

Rating:  1

Barbara Rosenblat is an excellent choice to narrate this audiobook, but the book is dated (outdated, actually) and simply not funny. Rather, it's rediculous. I just could not finish it.